OUR PRODUCTS ARE AWESOME AND WE CREATED THEM TO WORK AMAZINGLY IF USED IN ACCORDANCE WITH DIRECTIONS AND REASONABLE, PRUDENT PRACTICES. HOWEVER, IF THEY DON’T—BECAUSE OF WATERING, KNUCKLEHEADEDNESS, NOSY VERMIN OR ANYTHING ELSE—WE CAN’T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE. FOR REAL, IN LEGAL TERMS, NO REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY (INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE), IS MADE CONCERNING THE RESULTS TO BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THIS PRODUCT—ALL SUCH WARRANTIES BEING SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMED.  BY PURCHASING OUR PRODUCTS, YOU, THE BUYER, ASSUME ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE PROPER USE OF THE PRODUCT AND EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT WE SHALL HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY FAILURE IN PERFORMANCE, LOSSES, INJURIES, OR DAMAGES (WHETHER SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR OTHERWISE), ARISING FROM STORAGE, MIXING, APPLICATION, OR USE OF THIS PRODUCT, WHATSOEVER.